Sports 09 Oct 2006 03:14 pm
We interrupt your program for this important announcement….
It is official – Jeff Gordon is a little pussy bitch. I’m just sayin’…
In a story about “rough driving” during the last weekends NASCAR race:
Earnhardt said his warning, which came shortly after Gordon made his comments on television, was a result of bumping in the turn. He backed off from then on even though he never felt anybody was in danger. “There’s so much grip my mom could drive these cars,” he said. “There wasn’t no way I was going to spin nobody out. I guess it made Jeff Gordon a little nervous.”
It is pretty easy to like someone who responds to “you are being too rough” with “my mom is tougher than you, shorty”. Can you smell that ? It just might be some of that good ol’ fashioned testosterone creeping back into NASCAR.
Also — Vickers: You are one Fructis commercial from becoming a short-fruity-hair-wearing-no-talent-driver-goat-fucking-prison-bitch. Learn to drive please. You are on my list now too. It is just whether you rank below Robby Gordon or above Kurt Busch (Rubberhead) that I’ve yet to decide. Enjoy the company 