Ok with the lists, but I’m feeling lazy and am going to amuse you with this one… Good times…good times.

  1. My roommate and I once: Plotted to get a feret stoned and then roll him around in that plastic ball thingy.
  2. Never in my life have I: Wanted less.
  3. The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always manage to make me smile is: Mom. She knows all the stupid buttons to push, but is a super awesome person.
  4. High school was: painful, but with lots of loose women and drugs.
  5. When Im nervous: I talk. A lot.
  6. The last time I cried was: a long time ago — I know I have, just don’t remember details or the dates.
  7. If I were to get married right now my bridesmaids/groomsmen would be: On a sailboat in the Mediteranean.
  8. Would you rather run naked through a crowded place or have someone email your deepest secret too all your friends? It’s Nekkid Time. I’d probably walk for the fun of it.
  9. My hair: always great. Good genes.
  10. When I was 5: I broke my arm.
  11. Last Christmas: Super great — too many reasons to state.
  12. When I turn my head left: I see my Aunt snoozin on the sofa.
  13. I should be: working out more.
  14. When I look down I see: a laptop…duh.
  15. The craziest recent event was: Celebrating a new job like a freakin’ rock star. 8 Manhattans do not make for a pleasant morning — for you or your babysitter.
  16. If I were a character on Friends Id be: Ross and Chandler cross.
  17. By this time next year: I want to own a pinball machine.
  18. My favorite Aunt is: Audrey - she’s letting us mooch !
  19. I have a hard time understanding: Stupid and Illogical folks. Like wiping before you poop…
  20. One time at a family gathering: I was fed a whole bar of exlax and I had to take ownership of the only #2 bathroom in the entire facility. I soooo owe those cousins some payback…
  21. You know I like you if: I don’t punch you.
  22. If I won an award, the first person(people) Id thank: My Dog. It’s funny.
  23. Take my advice: You are going to die.
  24. My ideal breakfast is: nekkid time!
  25. If you visit my home town: You will wonder how the hell you ended up on the other side of the Twilight Zone. Dooodoodooodooo.
  26. Sometime soon I plan to visit: Philly, No Dak
  27. If you spend the night at my house: You best not keep me up or wake me up.
  28. Id stop my wedding if: I sobered up.
  29. The world could do without: Rules, packaging, urban sprawl and stupid people.
  30. Id rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: Have sex with a gorilla, close but taking the cockroach.
  31. The most recent thing Ive bought myself is: New Cell phone. Freakin’ Raaazor baby.
  32. The most recent thing someone else bought for me is: Dinner & booze — tanks babe!
  33. My favorite blonde is: The fantatic bombastic incredible Portana!
  34. My favorite brunette is: Portana!
  35. My car must have a sign on it that reads: Greenpeace approved.
  36. The last time I was drunk: working on a good one right now. Mmmm Port.
  37. The animals I would like to see flying besides birds: Dogs, I bet that would be funny.
  38. I shouldnt have been: so bad with money in college.
  39. Have you ever shaved your pubic hair? No, but it was removed in other ways.
  40. Last night I: Watched basketball and cooked Elk fajitas.
  41. Theres this girl I know who: is scaring me at work. You are old and annoying, leave me alone.
  42. I dont know: Where I’d like to live in the Twin Cities permanently.
  43. A better name for me would be: nothing, names are irrelevant.
  44. If I ever go back to school Ill: get my Masters.
  45. How many days until my birthday?: lots, it is in December.
  46. One dead celebrity I wish Id met is: Teddy Rosevelt or Abe Lincoln.
  47. Ive lived at my current address since: little over 3 weeks.
  48. Ive been told I look like: Conan, and you can bite me.
  49. If I could have any car, it would be: Aston Martin Vanquish. Duh.
  50. If I got a new cat tomorrow, I would name it: Balls. A small reminder that I have none and caved into getting a cat.