half a cat

One of the funniest things I’ve read in a while. Salmon day and swamp donkey! In the spirit of things I’ve added a few of my own:

• Muffin Top Fat (sorry, horizontal constrainment challenged) girl in tight pants, where as her squishy middle parts roll over the pants.

• DINK Double Income, No Kids. The blissful blissful life lead by “young professionals”. Sorry Coop, no more DINK for you.

• Heisenbug A computer programming error that goes away when you add code to help fix it.

• Histerical Raisins The not so logical reasons for current behavior or situation

• Sweaty Chunky girl in summer. Sorry.

• Slow-brained mutant Genetically challenged folks who just don’t run at the same clock speed as the rest of us.

• Mental midget 500 The race that ensues going to and from work where the physically challenged attempt to kill you through vertical lane changes and refusing to use the mirrors or blinkers on their vehicles.

• Playing Chewbacca Where somone uses you to talk a problem through and therin solving the issue just by thinking it through out loud. Your only job is to grunt and say “see you later”.

• Sleighing One of my favorites from college. As in “Sleigh her like a Reindeer”. Classic

Huh, that is all I have for now. I’m gonna work on this ….