Pets Rules
Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Like to Complain About Our Pets:
- They live here. You don’t.
- If you don’t want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That’s why they call it “fur”niture.)
- I like my pets a lot better than most people.
- To you, it’s an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn’t speak clearly.
Dogs and cats are better than kids … They eat less, don’t ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don’t hang out with drug-using friends, don’t smoke or drink, don’t worry about having to buy the latest fashions, don’t wear your clothes, and don’t need a gazillion dollars for college — and if they get pregnant, you can sell the children.
I love the part about selling the children.
amen.
when the page first came up i saw the numbers and thought “oh crap here’s ANOTHER list!”
LOL “fur”niture
Um, about the part where they dont wear your clothes…bogart looks smashing in you t-shirts!