Layer One

  • Name: Nic
  • Birthdate: 12-21-1979
  • Birthplace: Waterloo, Iowa
  • Current Location: Billings, Mt.
  • Eye Color: greeny-brown
  • Hair Color: brown, tinge of red
  • Righty or Lefty: Right
  • Sun Sign: Sagicorn (last day of Sag)
  • Innie or Outtie: Innie, no freak here

Layer Two

  • Your heritage: German, Russian, Dutch
  • The shoes you wore today: 23F outside and flp-flops
  • Your hair: Still have it; farm teams are increasing their output year by year
  • Your eyes: bad, glasses suck
  • Your weakness: women, spending money, toys
  • Your fears: snakes, seeing people eating raw dough (fuggin yuck, ok?)
  • Your perfect pizza: one brought to me with a beer by female following hot monkey love
  • One thing you’d like to achieve: extra million in retirement.

Layer Three

  • Your most overused phrase: Groovy
  • Your first waking thoughts: To shag or not to shag ?
  • The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: the boobies.
  • Your best physical feature: eyes - i got the michevious thing going
  • Your bedtime: 10 or 11
  • Your greatest fear: having my fears come true
  • Your greatest accomplishment: college - from MT to Ivy
  • Your most missed memory: how the fuck do you know what the most missed memory is? you are missing it for pete’s sake.

Layer Four

  • Pepsi or Coke: Depends - pepsi for drinking, coke for mixing drinks
  • Single or group dates: single - hard to work the Magick with a crowd
  • Adidas or Nike: Neither - NB for working out, flip flops, cowboy boots, Murrel (the urban models…)
  • Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Not usually a tea guy - if I do it is the green Arizona in the big assed can
  • Chocolate or vanilla: choco
  • Cappuccino or coffee: coffee, and it better be damned strong

Layer Five

  • Smoke: used to, LOVE me a good cigar. partial to Ashtons
  • Cuss: Fuck no.
  • Sing: Badly. very badly.
  • Take a shower everyday: required maintanence for this model
  • Have a crush(es): not currently, last one was in college
  • Do you think you’ve been in love: Doi.
  • Want to go to college: Yessir, graduated too!
  • Like high school: Kinda - it was too akward to be tons of fun.
  • Want to get married: someday, with the right person
  • Believe in yourself: Yes, sometimes to a fault.
  • Type with your fingers on the right keys: mostly, it is more efficient and I’m a lazy git.
  • Think you’re attractive: I don’t scare people, but I’m not going to win any awards either.
  • Think you’re a health freak: good god no. I eat somewhat healthy and workout, but not a freak about it. I have no qualms eating Wendy’s twice a day sometimes. I’ve been known to start drinking instead of heading to the gym too.
  • Get along with your parents: Mom is the coolest.
  • Play an instrument: Usedtacould - sax and piano.

Layer Six

In the past month, did you…

  • Drink alcohol: Yes.
  • Smoke: No
  • Do a drug: nothing elicit
  • Make Out: Yes
  • Go on a date: yes
  • Eat an entire box of Oreos: Sadly no, but not a bad idea for next week.
  • Eat sushi: Nope, I don’t do sushi in landlocked states - bad joss.
  • Been on stage: Thank god no.
  • Been dumped: Thankfully no
  • Gone skating: Nope
  • Made homemade cookies: Nope, but my kitchen was the site of a nice production
  • Been in love: yup
  • Gone skinny dipping: Can we say shrinkage ? Not impressive and no.
  • Dyed your hair: No, and not going to. Ever.
  • Stolen anything: I can’t recall.

Layer Seven

Have you ever…

  • Played a game that required removal of clothing: yes
  • If so, was it mixed company: lets hope so - strip poker with a bunch of dudes is just wrong.
  • Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Honestly..what kinds of stupid question is that ? But of course..this last friday night in fact.
  • Been caught “doing something”: Good god yes - famously so. Spotlight with a crowd, cheers & jeers - the whole nine yard.
  • Been called a tease: Heck no, I’m way too easy.
  • Gotten beaten up: Nope, but given out a few thumpings.
  • Shoplifted: Yes
  • If so, did you get caught: Yup - mom busted me and made me return & appologize
  • Changed who you were to fit in: Not on purpose, but one does adapt to enjoy life

Layer Eight

  • Age you hope to be married: No hard limits - 30 is a nice number for now.
  • Numbers and Names of Children: Bogart (dog)
  • Describe your Dream Wedding: one involving a sailboat and an amazing woman. Supporting cast optional
  • How do you want to die: In my sleep - like grandpa, not screaming like the other people in the car.
  • What do you want to be when you grow up: Loaded and oversexed
  • What countr(ies) would you most like to visit: Spain (again), UK, Canada (again), Brazil, Chile, Australia, Russia, Germany…

Layer Nine

  • Number of girls I have kissed: Enough, no really.
  • Number of girlfriends you’ve had: 20 something ?
  • Number of drugs taken illegally: several…nothing too bad.
  • Number of people I could trust with my life: < 10
  • Number of CDs that I own: lots, TONs more from the magic iTunes
  • Number of piercings: zero
  • Number of tattoos: 3
  • Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: bunch- from sports to scouts as a kid, science fair, geog bee, conference papers.
  • Number of scars on my body: tons, all worn with pride.
  • Number of things in my past that I regret: only missed opportunities.