So — nothing much on a personal note. It is cold & snowy. Elk tastes good. Christmas shopping time.

But! I do have a few gems from this week that made me chuckle:

  • In general, if you don’t watch the Daily Show you should. Really! Trust me. It will make you smarter and reduce unsightly back hair.

  • Phil is again writing again, to his usual high bar of hillarity. If you want to pee yourself laughing, read the trials and tribulations of showering while tired. Good stuff Meynard. If you’d like to waste a few days at work (not that I would know…), just read the archives.

  • Discussion of things you’ve done while tired — stemming from Phil’s post:

    • Into the shower with glasses, underwear
    • Face lotion in the hair, gel on the face
    • Falling asleep on the toilet, in the shower
    • Clothes on backwards, mismatched socks, etc
    • OJ on the cereal, milk in the glass
    • Bowl of cereal in the cubpoard, milk in the frigde, drag the box of cereal to the desk
    • Keyboard marks on the forehead
    • Got any more — add em in the comments!

  • Monkeys and well…just read it.

  • Work:

<brian> nic: here’s something else to learn… there is something worse than having to take the vetting bitch hat and thong from the hook and put them on…
<nic> oh ?
<nic> brian: do tell
<brian> having to take them from somebody else and put them on.
<nic> ewww. warm thong

  • Pickups and snow are fun — nothing like driving sideways on purpose. Some people are less than amused sometimes. Is it wrong that is a bit amusing in itself — or just mean? I can’t decide :) …. I’m gonna be sleeping alone for a while…

  • Don’t lock yourself out of the house in a t-shirt, jeans and slippers. Especially when it is -6F outside and there is 6-8″ of snow… and you have to scale a metal and concrete balcony to get back in. Cold. And hands stick to metal when the snow melts.

    • Part 2. Don’t tip-toe through snow with bare feet to close the gate so the dog doesn’t get out. It burns us!

Well — she is tall, blonde, sexy as all get out and most importantly here — so catch ya later folks!

Have a good weekend folks, I know I will :) Just remember — only 12 shopping nights left until my birthday. If in doubt, send bottle of Port and a promise to visit.