In the interest of fluffy and fun Friday blogs, I bring you How many ways can you describe taking a shit? Portana started this off with taking a grinder, so we can blame here for the err, toilet talk! And here I was being all innocent… Some are not strictly describing the act, but are funnies in that general vicinity.

  • Taking a grinder
  • Dropping the kids off at the pool
  • Dropping a load
  • Laying cable
  • Taking a deuce
  • Crapping
  • Sittin’ & Stinkin’
  • Sharting
  • Leaving a steamer
  • DDT‘ing the toilet
  • Melting the porcelain
  • Screaming Cheetah Willies
  • Greasing
  • Poopin’
  • Giving birth
  • Destorying the bathroom
  • Fire in the hole
  • Got a turdle poking his head out
  • Gotta go so bad my breath is bad
  • Grippers
  • Hershey squirts
  • Needin’ a seat belt
  • Houston, we have a problem…
  • Liftoff
  • …my brains out
  • Taking a person1 and wiping my person2
  • Diggin’ a hole
  • Double flusher
  • Iceberg
  • You have a fan in here?
  • Checking if I had corn for dinner
  • Visiting the throne
  • Reading in the library
  • Dropping weight
  • Squattin’
  • Digger
  • #2

And my personal favoirte

  • I wouldn’t shit you, you’re my favorite turd

Wow, didn’t realize I had so many of those in the brain. And he went to an Ivy…