half a cat

In the interest of fluffy and fun Friday blogs, I bring you How many ways can you describe taking a shit? Portana started this off with taking a grinder, so we can blame here for the err, toilet talk! And here I was being all innocent… Some are not strictly describing the act, but are funnies in that general vicinity.

• Taking a grinder
• Dropping the kids off at the pool
• Dropping a load
• Laying cable
• Taking a deuce
• Crapping
• Sittin’ & Stinkin’
• Sharting
• Leaving a steamer
• DDT‘ing the toilet
• Melting the porcelain
• Screaming Cheetah Willies
• Greasing
• Poopin’
• Giving birth
• Destorying the bathroom
• Fire in the hole
• Got a turdle poking his head out
• Gotta go so bad my breath is bad
• Grippers
• Hershey squirts
• Needin’ a seat belt
• Houston, we have a problem…
• Liftoff
• …my brains out
• Taking a person1 and wiping my person2
• Diggin’ a hole
• Double flusher
• Iceberg
• You have a fan in here?
• Checking if I had corn for dinner
• Visiting the throne
• Reading in the library
• Dropping weight
• Squattin’
• Digger
• #2

And my personal favoirte

• I wouldn’t shit you, you’re my favorite turd

Wow, didn’t realize I had so many of those in the brain. And he went to an Ivy…