News smells.
Sometimes the news makes me laugh — today is one of those days. Some are not quite funny-haha, but are good news items nonetheless.
Boy Scout Leaders Die. I know — death isn’t in the cutural norms of funny, but damnit I’m going to laugh anyways. Seriously though – hitting a power line with a tent? HA! I bet they won’t get the postmortem Jamboree badges. Better yet, this was at their national convention, so apparently these are folks deserving of some sort of elevated Boy Scout status. Still, got me giggling.
Cadillac pedel bike. I’m almost at a loss on this one other than the standard WTF. I don’t see a place to put the DVD player or monitor yet, but I bet it would just skip if you took it off some sweet jumps. Hrm – where are the pimped 22″ chrome wheels (biotch)? Seriously — this is borderline retarded, only surpassed by the last paragraph in that story. Hemp: can the creators of this qualify for the burn in hell list ?
World is just asleep. Apparently 9/11 was just another annoying neighbor with a loud stereo in the night. Sad, really. I’m not really arguing that he is wrong either – for some reason I have intrinsic respect for Blair, especially compared to other world leaders coughBushcough. BTW – England, my thoughts still go out to you on this one. Quite scary considering I know too many people who work or travel to London, not to mention family who is soon to live near there in 3 weeks. This attack solidified my gut ties to these things — I was just out of Barcelona for the Madrid bombing, living with two NY guys and in Philadelphia for 9/11. Scary, just scary.
Up, up, and away. Wow, nice job NASA. Now just get the thing back. I’m hoping there are more and more good things for y’all in store, the romantic in me loves the idea of exploring space — that and I’d love to find that mystical but elusive race of intelligent beings. Hopefully they will let us in the party.
I see Lance’s underpants. Nice job sonny, now get back to the really important things in life — like scrogging Sheryl Crow. Crass, yes! A good idea, yes! Not to detract, 7 TdF victories will probably be a record that will hold for a very long time.
What Documents?. Washington politics suck. Seriously — what is the f’ing deal with just being open and honest!? Ass-masters. I really wish I could even want to think about politics again, but it is just not about making laws anymore. No one is happy unless they are forcing their narrow moral and religious views down our throats through some new law. Hey — I know, how about we FIX SOMETHING instead of being a bunch of zealots?
Damnit, not true. Sigh, why can’t we get legitimate bad photos of pseudo attractive movie stars with no clothes on ? Am I really asking for all that much ?
Direct link to less sex?. Another study along the lines of ‘if you give women alcohol, they have lowered inhibitions’. No shit NIH. Just another reason why giving old guys Viagra is a bad idea!
