It seems the previous pondering has turned into a more fun loving experiement. It being Friday and all, I figure I will take a swipe at getting hit about the head and neck for my insulting answers to the questions below. I’ve taken the liberty to provide multiple insulting answers just in case a single one doesn’t hold water.
Update: I’m having way to much fun with this and have added a few more answers…
The 5 toughest questions women ask - and their answers.
“What are you thinking?”
- Too easy. I want a beer and I want to see something naked.
- What your sister looks like naked.
- How nice a BJ during halftime would be.
- If you’ll still have sex with me when I ask you to get up and get me another beer.
- What is your name again ?
- Too bad we got married, your sister is hot.
“Do you love me?”
- How much is your father worth again ?
- Of course, just like my truck and dog.
- Nope, but you are pretty good in the sack.
- You bet, unless you get fat.
“Do I look fat?”
- Can you get the lights ?
- How about another shot of Jager ?
- Yup, but you are pretty good in the sack.
- shit, did she hear me on the phone to my buddies?
“Do you think she is prettier than me?”
- Yes, but she refuses to have sex with me.
- Of course not, but did you see that girl ?
- So you were checking her out too….think she’d go home with us ?
- No, you are both kinda fat.
“What would you do if I died?”
- Hope to God they don’t find out it was me who….oh nevermind!
- I’m FREEEEEEEEEE!
- Shit, now who is going to do the laundry?
- Use the insurance money to buy another Harley.
- What was your sisters phone number again?
Sometimes it is just fun to be a rotten shit! Too bad there were not more questions, only so many options here.
Editors Note: It may be a few days before the next post as Nic recovers from his wounds. Who knew you could inflict that much damage with a frying pan….