As heard on IRC
It is such a Friday. IRC is usually a means for verbal jousting about technical mistakes one has made, or for discussion and collaboration in the search for creating new mistakes. At any rate, I needed to share this one…
[brian] there is
[brian] new relationship sex: everyday, then comes
[brian] newly marred sex: 3x a week
[brian] married 5 years sex: 2x a month and then
[brian] hallway sex: where passing each other in hallway you each say to each other “fuck you”.
[brian] that usually comes right before divorce.
[brian] well, divorce or murder, depending on your perspective on solving problems.
Smell that? Yes friends, that is the smell of a Friday afternoon going right out the window with my ambition and motivation. I now need to decide whether I start drinking or napping now.
