Questions…
So, today is a question day, not too many answers to be found. I’m not sure who I am trying to make think, but I think I’ve covered a few bases. YMMV I have not written down all of my questions, that would have taken too long 
- Why don’t I feel the need to shower until noon when I am working from home ? No, it is not the smell (although feeling greasy is gross)!
- What do I want to eat for lunch ? Ok, that one is easy…I’ve got chicken breasts and feta…
- How should my role with my current company change after the ORNL engagement ?
- Why is getting enough sleep not more important in our society?
- Along that route: Why is ones health the first thing to be sacrificed for sanity or ‘feeling good’? With today’s technology and medicine, should we not be able to make a Big Bacon Classic that is healthy ?
- What is the proper tire pressure for a set of 31×10.50 Bridgestone Dueler A/T 691s ?
- Why are we nice to people when we really don’t like them?
- Why is it so hard for people to deal with the fact that as social beings, humans dont have to get along ?
- Is it some odd being liked == social status thing ?
- Why do I use computer programming language operators (==) in writing like they actually work ?
- How is it that seemingly good actors deliver such wooden performances in the Star Wars movies?
- I know you folks can act well, I’ve seen it happen before!
- Will Lance Armstrong win the Tour de France ?
- Why do animals wake people up for seemingly no reason? Is it possible that they are even needier than humans for attention ?
- Why do we have classes and training for almost everything in life except for relationships — friends and lovers ?
- Should we be able to just figure that one out on our own ?
- Are there any absolutely ‘right answers’ ?
- Does ‘human nature’ really specify any sort of particular behavior ?
- How do I get into projects at work that require SO much self direction ?
- Am I a lazy bastard for just wanting a well defined project from time to time ?
- Is management really going to make me more money ?
- Can I afford the insurance on a new Jaguar ?
- What does it mean to ‘know’ oneself?
- Is a person a static definition, or do we have to just become self aware enough to notice who we are continuously ?
- Where the hell can I get a used fridge that still works for $100?
- When do I want to retire? Where to? With whom ?
- How much mental behavior is learned vs inherited ?
- Do I want to find a slightly cheaper place to live when my lease is up if I can’t purchase this house ?
- How long do I want to stay in Billings?
- What are the acceptable catalysts to move ?
- Can I get married and move to Europe for a few years ?
- Why the rat-fuck have I not taken my Powerbook in for service yet!?!?
- Is astrology a self-fufilling arena when used for personal goals and dating ?
- How many people are still reading this without having contacted a head doctor ?
- Why can I think up this many odd questions yet have mental block when it comes to doing actual work ?
- Is the sign of a truly crazy person one who questions themself questioning things ?
- Is it time for lunch yet ?
- Is that clock right ?
- Why can I not find music I want to listen to today ?
- Not Why, but Is there a meaning to life ?
- Are you scared yet ?
- Are you laughing yet ?
Update: I’m just going to keep adding a few, on a roll baby!
- WHY IS IT THAT PEOPLE THINK IT IS OK TO WRITE AN EMAIL IN ALL CAPS?
- What is the proper use of the apostrophe ?
OK here we go–
1. Shower. You are around no one during the day, hence the lack of need til you feel groady
2. Good choice for lunch
3. Onward and upward if you feel like it
4. Sleep in our society means lack of productivity. Our society is built on production, hence the lack of sleep (i wont answer subquestions unless they are rather poignant)
5. Use the power of the internet for that one my young apprentice
6. Society deems us to be nice to people we dont like…that whole golden rule thing. doesnt mean we have to like them, just be nice to them. Do you want to be treated like poo?
7. George Lucas who has admitted that he is the king of wodden dialogue
8. Signs point to yes
9. Because domesticated animals rely on humans for care, thus the need for affection at 3 fricken a.m. and yes they are more needy, not sure why though
10. They do offer classes in relationships–no one bothers with them unless they are desperate or too late.
11. Only a few–like “Am I going to die? Yes” otherwise no, welcome to the world of grey.
12. There again no. Human nature is the general concensise (yeah, cant spell) to what we should do.
13. Because they trust you. Use the force, Luke, you’ll see your way through.
14. Good luck. I know of none.
15. You have many years for that answer, in time it will come. Patience, my young padawan.
16. ooh, good question. Hard wire vrs soft wire. I am sure there is a site to answer that question but I am too lazy to look it up.
17. Three words–moving your stuff. Think wisely my friend.
18. Stay until it is time to leave. You will know when.
18 a. reasons to move: nothing there for you, want new adveture, new job, relationships (only if long term commitment is there), change of scenery, more to do in a town, need for new friends…that should work
19. You cant do what you want as long as the parties mutually agree.
20. Its not a priority until it totally crashes.
21. Only if you make them, but they are still fun to read
22. still going strong and no shrink!
23. What matters most? Your sanity or punching a time clock? The answer is within those questions.
24. Its human nature
25. Past lunch time–eat!
26. If you are looking at your cell phone clock it is.
27. Because you dont know where in your I-pod it is.
28. Yes, there is meaning to life. You have to find it though…
29. No and
29a. yes
30. Because the dont know it is the on line version of yelling and because they are too lazy to use the shift button
31. Grammer.com baby…
Does that help?
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