Well, its another Friday! Woot! What does that mean in real terms ? It means that today is the end of a long week of work, abusing myself in the gym and sleep deprivation. So in the spirit of good humor, here are some random thoughts on Fridays:

  • Why does it always have to be the best weather of the week on Friday ?
  • Working 4 days a week would be so nice. I could start drinking in earnest Thursday.
  • Does the word ‘Fri’ indicate something? It sounds a lot like ‘fried’, as in ‘dude, I am totally fried’.
    • For those German speaking folks, also quite similar to German ‘Fri’, meaning ‘free’(as in beer, not speech).
  • 2 hour lunches are contagious. You take one (or three) of them in one week, and then having just an hour for lunch on Friday seems like a crime against humanity. Besides, doesn’t everyone need to watch MythBusters to clear the lunch nap fuzzies ?
  • Shit. I have to go to the gym tonight. Yes, it is going to hurt, but it does a body good. F@#k you, milk people and your marketing drones.
  • To drink or not to drink? If I decide to go all out on playing ‘Hide the Bourbon’ with the liver, I will be hung as all heck tomorrow morning and won’t get anything done before noon. If I don’t drink, what the heck am I going to do, clean the house!?
    • To those of you thinking ‘Why don’t you just drink in moderation, say just have a few?’, I would like to respond to with this link
  • Always nice when the co-workers break out the Pimpbot 5000 links.
  • Girls are fun.
    • Guys - if you have a good girl, keep her, at least until she goes insane. Then run like hell. Hold on, hold on — I am saying nothing bad about women in general, just if they do go insane, you don’t want to be in range of the event horizon. Most likely there is something retarded that you could say, and given our lack of ability to say the proper thing at the right time, we will say anything that comes to mind, and viola you are running for your life.
      • Editors Note This is not reflecting any recent personal data (quite the opposite really!) I’m just attempting to be funny.
    • Girls - don’t judge us by the masses. Most guys are lacking critical brain function and don’t appreciate you. However, the rest of us (yes I include myself. bite me!) are relative gems and deserve an ever so slight break once in a while. We are, after all, the weaker sex :)
      • Yes, Tom Cruise is cute, but see what kind of bat-shit-crazy he has gone over Katie Holmes ? God, I must be a sap, but I wonder what Nicole Kidman thinks of all this?
  • The votes are in. Christians 10, Lions 1;

I think I’ve gone off the nutty end of things for long enough! Happy Friday!

And for those of you e-voyeurs curious what this weekend, in all it’s probably unbloggable glory looks like:

  • Telling the alarm clock to go have sex with itself. Unless you are getting up to run.
  • Mowing the lawn. Not necessarily all that fun, but if your yard consisted of a 15′ square brick patio, you’d be excited too. Besides, I get to play the ever so fun game of ‘how-many-dog-turds-can-the-lawnmower-pick-up-with-the-bagger-so-I-don’t-have-to-by-hand’.
  • A surprise BBQ for someone…happy b-day!
  • Mud bogs perhaps ? Quite tempting, “I’m just not sure if I will have time”.
  • Harley. Oh, how I will miss you! So let’s celebrate by abusing you and the laws of physics.