Dude, Wall-Mart has *everything*
iTunes says:We are doomed. “Hey baby, want to head over to Bed, Bath and Beyond and get nasty? Or are you more of a Home Depot kind of freak?”
If you see me at Wall-Mart, I am there for the bargains. If you see me there on Friday nights to pick up women, remind me that I like mine with all their teeth and take me to the bar.
First up — a shout to one of my co-workers (who will remain anonymous until I know they’ve told people) - you know who you are. I’m quite pissed to see you go, I think the choice made to “downsize” was a shitty one and I am gonna miss having you around. I raise my glass to you, sir! I now know how those guys in the Civil (US) War felt when they saw their buddy next to them take a cannonball through the head.
Now — what a week at work. It has been insane, you can call me Release-o-matic Man. We’ve needed to get code releases ready for two customers this week, not to mention two public releases for the rest of the customers. I will spare the details, but it was a crazy week. 60+hours crazy. 3am crazy.
So, in honor of this week, here are some “Work this week was like…”